Crowds scare me. They can make the hair on my head stand on end, like a defensive porcupine. I've a particular distaste for meaningless gatherings where I must make idle chit-chat with people I barely know. I'd rather be home trimming my toenails, eating a corn dog, or hand-picking lice from a guinea pig. Love time with friends. Fear time with strangers.
Thank you for reading my blog, where I work out all my boogeymen before I go to sleep at night.