My Live Forever Arsenal

These are the over-the-counter vitamins that I purchased so that I'd live forever. These are the ones advocated by Dr. Sanjay Gupta on CNN and Dr. Oz on Oprah.

Well, apparently Gupta and Oz don't have podagra, a.k.a gout.

Which of the above bottles, seen on my kitchen counter where I downed them faithfully, does not belong on the shelf of a gout sufferer? Answer: Aspirin and Niacin.

Now I have advice from a "real doctor", my pal E.C. from Dallas, and following his advice, I have downed water like a camel today, and have my aching dog in ice water now as I type this update. I'm improving here on gout day #10. Limping, but improving.

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