I only need HGTV, Bravo, Discovery and TLC

I mean, seriously. Tuedays its Housewives of Orange County (Jeanna's son plays for the Kane County Cougars). Thursdays its Millionaire Matchmaker with smart-mouth Patti (above). Throw in a half dozen episodes of HGTV's Househunters on the other nights, a Dog The Bounty Hunter marathon on Saturday afternoon, and if I'm really randy, a couple episodes of the midget family show Little People Big World: there you have a fun and educational week of cable TV. Grab a box of Ring Dings and a Diet Dr. Pepper, climb under the electric blankie, and its "Da plane! Da Plane! Welcome...to Fantasy Island."-type good times.